By Ryan Quinn Flanagan

 

The Real McCoy

 

was named Elijah

 

invented the ironing board

and the modern lawn

sprinkler

 

and no one could do it better

 

or cared

because he was

Canadian

 

which is a nice way

of saying thanks

 

but no

thanks

 

when it matters.

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